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Eggs are my friends, says Prince Charles

PRINCE Charles has a deep spiritual bond with eggs, it has emerged.

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'Survival of the thickest' now a reality, say scientists

CHANGES in human evolution mean that only idiots will continue to thrive, it has been claimed.

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