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Eton gets me away from the constant screaming rows, says George

PRINCE George has confirmed he is relieved to be boarding at Eton because it is an escape from his loudly dysfunctional home life. 

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Husband baffled by concept of being 'in the mood' for sex

A MAN has been left confused by his wife turning down intercourse on the basis of not being ‘in the mood’, which is not an issue he has experienced.

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