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Fairytale romances now include philandering

TIMELESS love stories can now begin with extra-marital boning, it has been confirmed.

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Tories promise to use next lot of Trident missiles

THE Tories have pledged to spend £100bn on a new batch of nuclear weapons and use them.

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