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Final Top Gear to show Clarkson regenerating into Salman Rushdie

UNAIRED Top Gear footage will be edited to show Jeremy Clarkson regenerate as Sir Salman Rushdie. 

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) You’ve been given your quarterly targets in work today and as usual, it’s ‘brush your teeth at least twice a week’.

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