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Five cool celebrities from your youth who are old and shit now

BACK then they were iconoclastic counter-culture heroes. Now they’re decrepit and embarrassing. These five are sad testaments to your vanished youth: 

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The EU-boat's torpedoes sped toward me as I cast my vote for Leave: a Real War story for freedom-fighting Brexiters

THAT morning in 2016 will stay with me for the rest of my life. Strafed by Brussels’s Stukas, I weaved desperately down the country lines to the polling station. 

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