Subscribe

Five people who are worse than me because they're hypocrites, actually, by Andrew

PORTRAYING me as the world’s worst person is lazy journalism. These people are way worse because they don’t practise what they preach.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Six terrible lifelong sexual deviancies caused by delaying opening presents until after dinner

AS a psychologist, I see many life-ruining sexual deviancies that began in childhood because parents delayed the opening of the Christmas presents. I shall enumerate them:

Checking article access…

Next story ›