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Footballer had sex

A PROFESSIONAL footballer did it with some dolly bird, it has been confirmed.

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Smart money investing in stupid hats

As Beatrice wedding mess goes for £81,000, buyers turn to hat worn by whatsisname from Curiosity Killed the Cat.

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