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Frost teases apology from God

GOD has apologised to mankind in a dramatic interview with the late Sir David Frost.

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Arsenal pays £5.5 million for parallel universe Ronaldo

ARSENAL has signed Portuguese striker Ronaldo from a parallel Earth for the bargain price of £5.5m.

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