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Halle Berry, and other celebrities beating ageing by being really fit to begin with

HALLE Berry has, like many actors, refused to be sidelined because of her age and has not been because she’s extremely attractive. These are also heroic age-defiers:

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Oat milk is the Devil's spooge, rules Supreme Court

THE Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk is not milk and in fact the ejaculate of the Horned One and should be labelled accordingly.

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