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Harry to fool Trump by dressing as beautiful princess

PRINCE Harry is to avoid deportation from the US by disguising himself as a beautiful princess so Trump falls in love with him.

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'Can you sort me out with a passport?': Fun questions to make Mandelson tell you to f**k off

PETER Mandelson has told a journalist to ‘f**k off’ when asked about Jeffrey Epstein. It’s a shame he only moves in super-rich circles, because it would be fun to ask him these questions too.

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