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He's actually straight, and other things Alan Carr has been lying about

BEING a traitor isn’t the only thing Alan Carr has been lying about. Here is the disturbing truth about one of TV’s most beloved stars.

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Elon Musk to find money cannot buy happiness on hitherto unprecedented scale

THE $1 trillion pay award given to Elon Musk will enable him to learn money cannot buy happiness on a scale never before imagined.

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