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Higgs spends Nobel money on pimped-out SUV

NOBEL Prize recipient Peter Higgs has spent his prize money on a customised lilac sports utility vehicle.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) You’re fired as a Hollywood casting agent this week for suggesting the only actor that could play a DNA-manipulating scientist is Gene Hackman.

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