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Hollywood stars you wouldn't shag because of their shit films

SOMETIMES a film is so bad you weirdly hold it against the actors. These top Hollywood stars have missed out on sex with you due to their poor choice of scripts: 

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How to take out your bitterness and envy on a friend who's bought a house

HAS a friend somehow managed to buy a house? Here’s what to say to passive-aggressively share your jealousy and anger.

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