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How to have a Christmas sex party for one, by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

I CAN’T say 2025 was a great year, but I’ll be doing my best to recreate some of the good times I had back in the day with good old Jeff:

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Five gifts from AI that show it doesn't know the real you

YOU thought AI understood you and knew your likes and dislikes. But your faith in your new digital best friend was shaken when it got you these gifts: 

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