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How to pull Taylor Swift while she's on the rebound

TAYLOR Swift is coming to the UK and single after a bad split with him from The 1975. All’s fair in love and war, so here’s how to worm your way into Ms Swift’s affections while she’s here:

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Massacring the butter, and other annoying as f**k things your partner does in the kitchen

PERPETUALLY sloshing olive oil all over the place because your partner never puts the lid back on properly? They probably do these other things too:

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