How to voice your wife's complaints as if they were your own, with Brooklyn Peltz Beckham

LIKE many men, I am expert in hearing what my wife says and later, without consultation, voicing all her views as if they were always and forever mine own. Here’s how: 

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Heartwarming: this grandad keeps traditional bigotry alive by hating the French

IN turbulent times, one 82-year-old is bucking modern trends of racial and xenophobic hatred by reserving his ire for one specific group: the French.

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