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Huhne realises too late what a 'Twix' means in prison

CHRIS Huhne has been left in severe discomfort after accepting a ‘Twix’ from fellow prisoners.

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More ambulances used for hipster art than conveying sick people

EMERGENCY calls are going unanswered as hipsters pressure the NHS to decommission ambulances for their art projects.

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