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I got tired of waiting, says Charles

PRINCE Charles has admitted he visited the Queen while he had Covid because he is tired of waiting to have her job.

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Dick resigns after achieving totally crime-free London

METROPOLITAN police chief Cressida Dick has resigned after achieving her dream of creating a utopian crime-free London. 

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