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I was getting blown when I heard the news, says King

THE King has revealed that he only sounded ‘giddily elated’ because he was being fellated at the time.

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The absolute most trashy bits of this Diana book you'll never read

DO you want to hear ghoulish, salacious Royal gossip but there’s no way you’re reading a book by Earl Spencer? Here are the best bits condensed for your puerile tastes.

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