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I was practicing my CPR, says Andrew

ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor has clarified the context of the supposedly compromising photo of him that was released over the weekend.

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New, fresh outlook on life? This man just came

A MAN has discovered an open-minded, harmonious clarity which makes the world seem a wonderful place and all problems surmountable moment after ejaculating. 

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