'If You Destroy Holly Or Fearne, The Other Will Die'

HOLLY Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are the twin sisters of Beelzebub and must be destroyed at all costs, experts have claimed.

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Frigid Lesbianism Caused By Brain Defect

WOMEN who don’t like having sex with men have something wrong with their brains, a new study has finally proved beyond doubt.

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