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'If you haven't passed your A-levels, you're f**ked for life' celebrities reassure teenagers

CELEBRITIES have taken to social media to reassure 18-year-olds that A-levels are crucial and without good grades they will never achieve anything.

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Seven excellent ways to almost convince yourself cheating is fine

ARE you tempted to shag someone who isn’t your partner, or are already embroiled in a messy affair? Here’s how to rationalise away your feelings of guilt. Almost.

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