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I'm moving to Dubai because Britain is a crime-ridden hellhole, definitely not because of tax, by Luisa Zissman

I’VE decided to leave the lawless criminal dystopia that is Britain in 2025 and move to Dubai, a location I chose solely on the basis of international crime statistics.

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