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'Imagine how many songs I could get out of calling this off at the last minute'

TAYLOR Swift is contemplating just how many hit songs would come from cancelling her wedding just before it happened.

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We will not rest until we have converted all the straights. By the Council of Gays

LONDON Pride is being billed as a vibrant celebration of diverse sexualities, but secretly we have only one aim: converting all straight people, especially older white men.

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