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'In this new fake relationship, I have finally found real fake happiness'

TOM Cruise has announced that his new fake love with Ana de Armas is the truest fake love he has ever known, and he hopes they will pretend to be together forever. 

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Five romantic locations for couples to scroll their phones together in awkward silence

LOOKING for a beautiful backdrop to ignore your partner while you both scroll separate and uninteresting social media feeds? Try these: 

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