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It's my wedding today too, and I'll spend the entire day pretending I'm not f**ked off

By Carolyn Ryan

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Saturday, May 6th 2023: A day to clean the fridge

ACROSS the country, British people are readying themselves for a once-in-a-lifetime fridge-cleaning moment.

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