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Jedward 'Are Harbingers Of The Apocalypse'

A JOHN and Edward victory in the X-Factor could herald the End of Days, it emerged last night.

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Jesus Was All Man, Say Protesters

PROTESTERS outside a play depicting Jesus as a transsexual, last night insisted the Son of God was a six foot four, rugby-playing sexual dynamo.

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