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Jesus back as a fish

JESUS has returned as a sawfish, spreading his gospel and digging out crustaceans.

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Sturgeon suggests Scotland could somehow become angrier

SCOTLAND is still not as angry as it could be, Nicola Sturgeon has claimed.

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