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Joanne Whalley, Susanna Hoffs and other women who could end your 30-year marriage tomorrow

YOU never forget your first love, especially if she’s on TV singing Eternal Flame because she’s the lead singer of The Bangles. Here are more old crushes you’d get a divorce for.

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Seven reasons I have not humiliatingly had my ass kicked. By Donald Trump

THE fake news media is claiming Iran has somehow outwitted me, but they are very low-IQ people. Here’s why it was a great victory, probably the greatest ever. 

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