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Johnson to spend leadership campaign dangling from a zip-wire in Macclesfield

BORIS Johnson is to spend the rest of the Tory leadership campaign suspended 40ft above an Asda car park in Macclesfield.

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Middle lane voted 'best lane'

THE middle lane has been voted British Motorway Lane of the Year.

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