Kate already back on the ale

THE Duchess of Cambridge has wasted no time in getting a drink down her neck after nine months of being sober.

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Parents only have third child in case first two are rubbish

PARENTS only have a third baby in case the first two turn out to be dicks, it has been confirmed.

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