Kate Middleton 'Related To Monkeys'

PRINCE William’s consort Kate Middleton is descended from monkeys and still shares 99% of her genetic material with chimps, it has been revealed.

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Church Offers Voodoo Water Ceremony To Protect Your Bastards From Satan

IN a bold, modernising step the Church of England is to offer couples a voodoo water ceremony to protect their bastard offspring from the horned one.

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