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Kate names frigate HMS Glasgow by smashing a f**king bottle right in its f**king face

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'My west-facing garden is in shade because there's a f**king ship in it': we answer your unexpected grounded container vessel gardening questions

GOOD morning. Today we’re hearing from Johan, who’s dealing with some unusual horticultural conditions because he’s woken up with a f**king ship in the garden. 

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