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Katona Sex Tape 'Kills All Who See It'

EVERYONE who has watched the Kerry Katona sex tape has died mysteriously within a week, it was claimed yesterday.

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Miss Cornwall Stripped Of His Title

THE winner of the Miss Cornwall beauty contest has been stripped of the title after he turned out to be from Devon.

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