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Kelly Brook, and other celebrities you'd feel awkward meeting after decades of self-abuse

YOU’RE glad when Kelly Brook is on telly, but you can’t help thinking that meeting her would be awkward given your sordid history of wanking over her in the 90s. Much like these celebs:

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Influencers gutted Santa Experience isn't shit enough to go viral

A GROUP of social media influencers are disappointed that their trip to a Christmas ‘experience’ is not hilariously awful enough to generate viral content.

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