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Kick a bastard out of your family, urges King in Christmas address

KING Charles is to instruct the nation to look around at their family, decide who the bastard is and send them into exile in Norfolk. 

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Kid who wanted shit art supplies can't believe his f**king luck

A BOY who had his heart set on getting dry markers and ugly paints for Christmas is amazed to find them under the Christmas tree.

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