King Charles uses first Christmas message to attack inconsistencies in VAR

KING Charles III has used his first address to the nation to attack the inconsistent use of video assistant referees in domestic football. 

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Santa does traditional shit in naughty family's fireplace

FATHER Christmas has visited the naughty family on the estate to let them know of his displeasure by leaving a massive turd. 

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