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Kirstie Allsopp 'eats handfuls of dry Horlicks'

TV PROPERTY and lifestyle guru Kirstie Allsopp lives in unbelievable squalor, it has emerged.

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Army to hold pistols sideways

THE British Army is to modernise its pistol-holding techniques with positions up to and including sideways.

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