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Lethal Injection For Man Who Gave £350k To Jordan

AS the Washington Sniper received his lethal injection last night, campaigners in Britain asked if there was any left for whoever gave Jordan £350,000 to do I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

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Perfect Vagina Includes Video Screen And Crisp Dispenser, Say Men

THE perfect vagina would have a built-in video player with a cheese and onion crisp dispenser attached to it, men said last night.

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