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Let's all call Andrew names now it's safe to

MPS and establishment figures are jockeying to say what an awful person Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is now it is safe to do so. Here are a few of them: 

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Mandelson detained in circle of chalk inscriptions and chicken blood

POLICE detained Peter Mandelson using a series of arcane magicks to prevent him from escaping to the netherworld from whence he came, they have confirmed. 

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