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Lohan Urged To Find Sexier Girlfriend

LINDSAY Lohan needs to find herself a much hotter girlfriend – and quickly, men said last night.

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Bank Bail-Out Thwarted By Powerful Soup Kitchen Lobby

THE $700 billion rescue of Wall Street has been held up after intense lobbying by America's vast and powerful soup manufacturers.

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