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Lots of cake left over at Piers Morgan’s 50th

MOST of the food at Piers Morgan’s 50th birthday party remained uneaten, it has been confirmed.

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Only possible reason to drop litter is 'being a dick', say experts

SCIENTISTS have been unable to identify a single worthwhile reason for dropping litter.

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