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Madonna Adopts Nick Griffin

POP icon Madonna has adopted the BNP leader Nick Griffin, describing him as the ‘perfect addition’ to her rainbow tribe.

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Millionth Word Will Be Euphemism For Penis, Say Experts

THE millionth word to enter the English language will simply be another term for cock, experts confirmed last night.

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