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Man celebrated for achievement in the field of stealing

THE late Ronnie Biggs has been hailed for his contribution to theft.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) You’ve shredded a Christmas card and thrown one fragment of it into the air. Merry Homeopathic Christmas, Everyone In The World!

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