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Man has very wholesome wank over Princess of Wales

A MAN has engaged in a thoroughly virtuous masturbatory session over the Princess of Wales. 

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Bland, vacuous, nothing to say and no interest in music: how can the BBC possibly replace Scott Mills?

SCOTT Mills has been fired from the Radio 2 breakfast show, leaving a yawning beige gap of vapidity. Who could possibly replace him? 

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