Man would tell everyone how bored of royal wedding he is if only they'd bring it up

A MAN is ready and waiting to share his supreme boredom at the forthcoming royal wedding as soon as it comes up. 

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Scottish drinkers can now only buy Frosty Jack's with Bitcoin

IF YOU want to buy a bottle of Frosty Jack’s cider in Scotland you can now only pay for it using Bitcoin, it has been confirmed.

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