McKellen to return to stage as McKellen the White

ACTOR Ian McKellen is to return to the West End stage, following a disastrous fall into darkness, purer and more powerful than ever.

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Lovely husband comes back with sodding extra light flow tampons

A CARING, thoughtful husband has come back from the shops with a box of tampons that would barely work for a minor nosebleed.

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