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Meghan takes role in EastEnders

THE Duchess of Sussex has announced she has been offered a major role in the soap opera EastEnders.

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The six stages of disillusionment with your club's summer buys

HEADY with anticipation at a man you’ve never heard of signing for the club you support? These are the six stages in your journey to hatred: 

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