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Mia Farrow 'impregnated by easy listening cult'

ACTRESS Mia Farrow has claimed she mysteriously fell pregnant during a ritual by a secret sect of easy listening fanatics.

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Poorer parents demand right to send their children away

LOWER-EARNING parents want to be able to send their annoying children away, like rich people do. 

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