Michelle Obama did not attend inauguration because she hates the prick

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How to write a triumphant column about Trump that will make you look a dickhead in four years or less

ARE you a journalist? Right-of-centre? Looking to write a gloating column about President Trump that will age very, very badly? Follow these tips: 

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